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FAQ in Windows Messenger Help: "Why can't my contacts see my music?"

David Kolodney

One of the FAQs in the Windows Messenger Help is:

“Why can’t my contacts see my music?”

I think Microsoft was very gutsy even getting into this. Anyhow, this is the answer from Tech Support:

“If some of your contacts can’t see your music, they have probably been dropping some really weak acid.

“It might help to sit back in a nice comfortable chair, close their eyes, and picture the music coming right out of the instruments in big, soft, cartoon balloons. Works for us.”

DKo: This is the kind of thing that makes me such a strong supporter of drug testing in the schools. There has been some really bogus acid going around, and a whole lot of good kids are getting burned.