May 3, 2004

Your Monkey Man one-liner of the day

Cecil Vortex

Here's a quick one-liner from my good pal, the Monkey Man:

"George Bush isn't a big picture guy -- (oooh oooh! aaaah aaaah!) --
he's more of a big picture book guy."

And there it is: Your Monkey Man one-liner of the day.

Posted by cecil at May 3, 2004 8:02 PM
Comments

A cartoon from the July 2004 issue of Hustler (a little ahead of themselves, no?) illustrates Rumsfeld at a press conference saying,

"It's understandable that the President was mislead by the CIA, as he has no prior experience with intelligence."

Ha! There is just no end to B-2 jokees.

Posted by: Neckfacee Jr. at May 4, 2004 4:46 PM

One reason they didn't want to release the President's Daily Intelligence Briefing is that they've been using a secret pop-up book version of PowerPoint to hold his attention.

They tell him it's a real page-turner by Dr. Seuss.
(A "lifetime subscriber" to Ramparts Magazine BTW.)

Posted by: David Kolodney at May 4, 2004 7:57 PM